Someone's been using a translator...

I came across this little gem while looking at "Sports Night" on the website Jumped the Shark.

(This is a website talking about the moment when a series got a bit silly, in reference to the time in Happy Days when the Fonz jumped a shark on his motorbike - this was a reference in CSI last night, and reminded me of this website that I came across about 10 years ago!)

Anyhoo..

All greetings...
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P.S. Sorry for my english.

Any clue what the guy's trying to say?

Nope? Me neither.